Bored Members Get Presidential

Post by **Chaos Wizard** » Mon Feb 20 2017 7:59pm

*Signs an executive order for a Titty Appreciation Day*

Post by **MXC** » Mon Feb 20 2017 8:17pm

Fine.

Post by **Chaos Wizard** » Tue Feb 21 2017 1:30am

...

I concur.

Post by **Corsair** » Tue Feb 21 2017 8:02am

Totally unrelated note -

I haven't been in many fights. I f*cking -loathe- the idea of hurting people, physically. I feel like I should stress that I've been in like 4 fights my whole life - one of those was the result of my own foul mouth but not one of those has been in the last decade.

But sometimes I don't think it's all that bad to get your ass beat, or do some ass beating every now and again. If you're flatly disrespectful enough to someone in the flesh, they're going to eventually toss some fists your way and I find it difficult to have a whole lot of sympathy for folks who end up on the receiving end of an ass beating after they've been mouthing off.

I don't f*ck on your front lawn expecting to leave unscathed.

Also, titties.

Post by **ZethaPonderer** » Tue Feb 21 2017 8:30am

Cool story Corsair. Also, I'm a Great Tit.

Post by **Omega Entity** » Tue Feb 21 2017 8:33am

ZethaPonderer wrote:I'm a Great Tit.

Post by **Stordarth** » Tue Feb 21 2017 9:06am

Post by **Xiados** » Tue Feb 21 2017 10:40pm

I remember years ago in the chat, I said I would run for president. I should be eligible for the next election!

Post by **ZethaPonderer** » Wed Feb 22 2017 1:42am

There is only one reason I can conjure up for this new bored topic. To appreciate this game.

Now prepare to be fascinated by these bouncing tits.

Clearly nothing wrong here now that I'm a Great Tit.

Edit: I edit some of my word choices since I realized they're somewhat inappropriate and people might get the wrong idea.

Post by **Chaos Wizard** » Wed Feb 22 2017 5:10am

*Grabs the whole chat by the pussy*

Who wants a cigar ride, Clinton style?

Post by **Rune** » Wed Feb 22 2017 6:31am

You promise cigars, but deliver only Virginia slims.

Unrelated, but why are all my cigarettes slimy and sticky?

Post by **ZethaPonderer** » Wed Feb 22 2017 6:37am

Jokes on you Chaos Wizard. I'm a bird so I ain't got this thing you call a 'pussy'.

Post by **Rune** » Wed Feb 22 2017 6:50am

No... Jokes on you. CW loves the butthole-pussy.

Post by **Omega Entity** » Wed Feb 22 2017 7:07am

Rune wrote:No... Jokes on you. CW loves the butthole-pussy cloaca.

Post by **Rune** » Wed Feb 22 2017 7:24am

I believe I used the scientific name, but yes, it is also known as a cloaca.

Post by **Chaos Wizard** » Wed Feb 22 2017 8:14am

Virginia Slims?

Shit, I just came back from vacation, so I need to conserve money. I'm using straight up Rez Smokes, Seneca.

#birdasspussy4lyfe

Post by **ZethaPonderer** » Wed Feb 22 2017 8:57am

Shouldn't that hashtag be posted on Twitter? Whatever, that's what you all think, but I got tricks up my wings. Remember me a bird?

*flies away*

Post by **Cyric** » Wed Feb 22 2017 4:58pm

*smh*

Post by **Rune** » Thu Feb 23 2017 4:12am

So much hazelfavoredjizz?

Post by **Chaos Wizard** » Thu Feb 23 2017 10:44am

That's when you know you drink too much creamer.

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