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Re: Bored Members Tell Limericks

Postby Falz » Sat Oct 09 2010 11:36am

Look at this one instead. It's mesmerising...
Chaos Wizard]My son abuses pussy at age 1.[/quote]

[quote="Moogie wrote:If I was a bloke, that video would have made me cum in my pants.

Gimme dat Christian sidehug, yo!
Chaos Wizard]My son abuses pussy at age 1.[/quote]

[quote="Moogie wrote:If I was a bloke, that video would have made me cum in my pants.

Gimme dat Christian sidehug, yo!
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Re: Bored Members Tell Limericks

Postby Chaos Wizard » Sat Oct 09 2010 5:55pm

No this one is mesmerizing.
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Re: Bored Members Tell Limericks

Postby Swalchy » Sat Oct 09 2010 5:58pm

This video contains content from Vevo, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

Fail.

Oh, and

mesmerizing

Fail

:D
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Re: Bored Members Tell Limericks

Postby Chaos Wizard » Sat Oct 09 2010 6:00pm

Mesmerizing because we stole your language and misuse it out of spite. In America that's correct. ;)

And you suck ass Swalchy.
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Re: Bored Members Tell Limericks

Postby Alpha » Sat Oct 09 2010 6:06pm

Actually, Swalch eats arse. With a spoon.
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Re: Bored Members Tell Limericks

Postby Chaos Wizard » Sat Oct 09 2010 6:09pm

A Rusty spoon?
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Re: Bored Members Tell Limericks

Postby Alpha » Sat Oct 09 2010 6:11pm

Yes. Why not?
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Re: Bored Members Tell Limericks

Postby Chaos Wizard » Sat Oct 09 2010 6:11pm

Rusty Spoon Using Ass Eater Swalchy.
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Re: Bored Members Tell Limericks

Postby Alpha » Sat Oct 09 2010 6:12pm

A perfect new member title for him!
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Re: Bored Members Tell Limericks

Postby Chaos Wizard » Sat Oct 09 2010 6:16pm

If only I was an administrator.... :angry:
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Re: Bored Members Tell Limericks

Postby Wargasm » Sat Oct 09 2010 6:16pm

Alpha @ Sat Oct 09, 2010 6:12 pm) wrote: A perfect new member title for him!

^THIS^
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Re: Bored Members Tell Limericks

Postby Alpha » Sat Oct 09 2010 6:20pm

It must be done.
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Re: Bored Members Tell Limericks

Postby Chaos Wizard » Sat Oct 09 2010 6:41pm

CW for Administrator in 2011!!

He'll make Swalchy's Title "Rusty Spoon Using Ass Eater"
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Re: Bored Members Tell Limericks

Postby Swalchy » Sat Oct 09 2010 7:17pm

....I'm not really sure how exactly to respond to the accusation about me eating arse.

However, I have expressed that I am indeed an ass-man, in that I like women with nice arses.


So I dunno...
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Re: Bored Members Tell Limericks

Postby Cyric » Sat Oct 09 2010 7:45pm

The Ballad of Vankar
(now in Limerick form)

There once was a soldier named Vankar
who drank too much liquor by far.
"No one let's me fight.
I'm in HQ all night.
F**k it, Imma be a Pornstar."

He went to each member of the Force
trying to explain this, of course.
"Now I'm old and a drunk
And spend all of life in a funk,
but it helps that I'm hung like a horse.

It was Anri who helped me to choose
showing me that there's more to life than booze.
I can get paid lots of cash
and get lots of ass.
What the hell do I have to lose?"

In the midst of sharing Goodbyes,
Max shook his head and rolled his eyes.
"I bet he catches something for sure -
Something for which there's no cure.
But it'll be his fault when he dies."

So Vankar went on his way
getting happier with his choice each day
He made a name for himself -
A threesome with a dwarf and an elf -
He decided that life was OK.

But his happiness would be cut short
that dwarf was the granddaughter of Gort!
"HE'S DISHONORED ME CLAN!
I'LL CATCH THAT OL' MAN
AND USE HIS TESTICLES FOR SPORT!"

So the Force went to hunt him down
searching each village, and city, and town.
They gathered the clues
while watching Gort's fuse
"I'M GOING TO KILL THAT CLOWN!!"

Eventually, they came to the place
where everyone knew Vankar's face.
Gort wanted to duel
as that was the rule.
"DOG'S LIKE HIM DESERVE TO DIE WITHOUT GRACE!"

So Vankar arrived without pants
holding his mighty lance.
"I did nothing to you
besides she asked me to."
"THAT'S IT ASSHOLE! LET'S DANCE"

Thrusting again and again at Gort's chin
Vankar hoped to poke his lance in.
It didn't bother poor Gort
For he was too short
"YOU'RE GONNA DIE FOR YOUR SIN!"

Gort didn't need to parry the attacks
with the edge of his Flaming axe.
When he had the chance
he chopped down on the lance.
Bringing a quick end to that climax.

Vankar's eyes grew wide and he gave a small shout.
Gort quickly turned the duel to a rout.
"I KICKED YOUR ASS, TUBBY
OR SHOULD I SAY VANKAR, THE STUBBY!"
but the light in Vankar's eyes had gone out.

Max looked at the corpse and said,
"I knew he would end up dead.
Being hung like a horse
means nothing of course
When you think with your smaller head."
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Re: Bored Members Tell Limericks

Postby Alpha » Sat Oct 09 2010 7:47pm

That is fantastic.
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Re: Bored Members Tell Limericks

Postby Kayin » Sat Oct 09 2010 7:52pm

...

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Re: Bored Members Tell Limericks

Postby Chaos Wizard » Sat Oct 09 2010 8:30pm

Swalchy @ Sat Oct 09, 2010 7:17 pm) wrote: ....I'm not really sure how exactly to respond to the accusation about me eating arse.

However, I have expressed that I am indeed an ass-man, in that I like women with nice arses.


So I dunno...

You just like a healthy butt, or do you need an arse that you can pop a manhole cover off of?
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Re: Bored Members Tell Limericks

Postby zexxar » Sat Oct 09 2010 8:30pm

Epicwin Cyric !!! :thumbsup:
Trent @ Sun Apr 10 2011 1:00pm wrote:You're the ultimate team player zexxar, always coming to the rescue!


samsengir wrote:Zexxar is a fabulous human being with more sex appeal in his little finger than all of F&G put together. Possibly all of SFC combined.
Trent @ Sun Apr 10 2011 1:00pm wrote:You're the ultimate team player zexxar, always coming to the rescue!


samsengir wrote:Zexxar is a fabulous human being with more sex appeal in his little finger than all of F&G put together. Possibly all of SFC combined.
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Re: Bored Members Tell Limericks

Postby Chaos Wizard » Sat Oct 09 2010 8:32pm

Cyric is in fact Epic Win.
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