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Re: bored members discuss inflation

Postby ZethaPonderer » Sat Apr 15 2017 4:57am

Rune wrote:I like to think of steampunk as the ejaculation that's really just a penis fart.


And I thought I had a weird sense of imagination.

Anyway, does anyone have a rock as a pet? Cause I found this floating online through Google images.

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Apparently this pet rock "Charlie" costs $25,000. Seriously? I know I don't have friends IRL, but I wouldn't be THAT desperate. I'd just talk to myself since I hear voices in my head all the time telling me to control myself. Perhaps that's my conscience knocking some sense into me.
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Re: bored members discuss inflation

Postby Rune » Sat Apr 15 2017 5:18am

The pet rock is a 70's thing. But at least those had googly eyes. Using a sharpie is just lazy.
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Re: bored members discuss inflation

Postby Assassins » Sat Apr 15 2017 5:37am

The inventor of the pet rock is stupid rich, while everyone who bought one was just stupid

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Re: bored members discuss inflation

Postby Rune » Sat Apr 15 2017 5:53am

The current pope might not have raped any little boys.

I would say that counts as a religious joke. And if he did rape any boys, why that's always funny.
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Re: bored members discuss inflation

Postby ZethaPonderer » Sat Apr 15 2017 5:57am

Of all the things I would ponder in my head it had to come to this. In fact, it might be more important than the meaning of life. O.o

Are pet rocks considered animals? If so, does having sex with it counts as beastiality? If not, then what is the term for people who have sex with rocks?

At least my mind isn't pondering through negative things for once. Just silly dumb s**t like this.
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Re: bored members discuss inflation

Postby Earl » Sat Apr 15 2017 6:04am

Well, if you wanted to get your rocks off, surely a real doll would be a better place to throw 25k.
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Re: bored members discuss inflation

Postby Rune » Sat Apr 15 2017 6:08am

Earl wrote:Well, if you wanted to get your rocks off, surely a real doll would be a better place to throw 25k.



Shit, you could get 4 real dolls for that. Also I just checked and they're doing a 20% off special until tax day.
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Re: bored members discuss inflation

Postby Earl » Sun Apr 16 2017 3:03pm

Rune wrote:
Earl wrote:Well, if you wanted to get your rocks off, surely a real doll would be a better place to throw 25k.

Shit, you could get 4 real dolls for that. Also I just checked and they're doing a 20% off special until tax day.

God, it's like you're losing money if you don't get a plastic f*ck doll!
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Or whatever it is they're made of.

And tax day is just two more days away, right?
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Re: bored members discuss inflation

Postby Omega Entity » Sun Apr 16 2017 5:24pm

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(8:23:45 PM) ehow1990: stupid question: why do you have hay there?
(8:23:54 PM) YsFanatic18: She was feedigng horses
(8:23:58 PM) MXC0Spike: Barn sex
(8:24:07 PM) ahath714: She stuffs.
(8:24:39 PM) ehow1990: ask a stupid question and everybody has an answer XD
(8:23:45 PM) ehow1990: stupid question: why do you have hay there?
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Re: bored members discuss inflation

Postby ZethaPonderer » Sun Apr 16 2017 5:30pm

And I thought people who owned pet rocks led strange lives. This... this seems sad to me for some weird reason. Must be the severe loneliness vibe I'm getting out of these pictures. Just hoping those guys still have their wives from all this :(
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Re: bored members discuss inflation

Postby Chaos Wizard » Sun Apr 16 2017 11:55pm

The old dude is in a Walmart with a sex doll with a kid that looks like he is biologically derived from his gene pool.

Then in the group loser picture there is actually a woman with at least one of them, and funny enough that person, being the only person there with a vagina, as in a real vagina, is standing furthest away from the guys there like she's the loser. Furthermore, there is a man to doll ratio deficiency there.

The guy at the bottom.... Okay sometimes suicide is the answer.
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Re: bored members discuss inflation

Postby Omega Entity » Mon Apr 17 2017 3:07am

Don't forget, picture number 1 is also at Walmart, if the color scheme is anything to go by.

As for that last one...I think that guy might have Moebius Syndrome, going by the shape of the mouth. Now I feel bad.
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Re: bored members discuss inflation

Postby Dandy » Mon Apr 17 2017 6:01am

I don't understand the doll thing myself. I guess some people just have trouble finding a mate. Or maybe they have one and it's a strange fetish. I rather them do this than out raping or committing suicide from depression or being lonely. If it helps the cope with the world and doesn't hurt anyone else in a negative way, go for it.....as odd as it might be....
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Re: bored members discuss inflation

Postby Chaos Wizard » Mon Apr 17 2017 6:16am

I think there might be a little more than a cranial nerve disorder there, and that still doesn't excuse that outfit, haircut or the sex doll. Hate on.
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Re: bored members discuss inflation

Postby ZethaPonderer » Mon Apr 17 2017 6:50pm

Chaos Wizard wrote:I think there might be a little more than a cranial nerve disorder there, and that still doesn't excuse that outfit, haircut or the sex doll. Hate on.


Meh... that's a little too extreme for my taste. Though I must admit, something about that last picture seems off to me. It's like the guy is being blackmailed IMO to post his sex doll picture. Did he lost a bet or was compelled in some way to post that picture on the internet?

I realize I'm overthinking too much out of that last picture :lol:
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Re: bored members discuss inflation

Postby Chaos Wizard » Tue Apr 18 2017 7:35am

Maybe he's trying to share his sweet lady with those happening bunch of guys above him?

In any case, I really wish Games Workshop wasn't ending the Warhammer storyline, and filling the Black Library with new and updated canon. It was way cooler when it was just elaborations upon the setting.

Not that I don't seeing Imperial Saints and Great Battles and the Horus Heresy, it's just that I liked it more when I could let my imagination fill in the blanks.

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Re: bored members discuss inflation

Postby Cyric » Tue Apr 18 2017 12:11pm

The man who has nothing can still have Faith. Faith without deeds is worthless. A small mind is easily filled with Faith.

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Re: bored members discuss inflation

Postby ZethaPonderer » Tue Apr 18 2017 8:38pm

Cyric wrote:The man who has nothing can still have Faith. Faith without deeds is worthless. A small mind is easily filled with Faith.

Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.

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This past weekend, I found a "previously-owned" copy of Twilight Princess (Wii) with the manuals for less than $10. Still trying to decide if that was a deal or not....


What if a person has deeds they accomplished yet they're faithless? O_o

As for your deal with the game it depends. Is your copy still functional like a brand new copy or is it all scratched up which would imply it will be nowhere near as functional?
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Re: bored members discuss inflation

Postby Chaos Wizard » Tue Apr 18 2017 9:45pm

Ah faith, I know it well.

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And I'd say you got a good deal there Cyric.
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Re: bored members discuss inflation

Postby Omega Entity » Tue Apr 18 2017 10:19pm

The controls are pretty shit on Wii, though. The Gamecube version (which is now stupid expensive) is better in that regard. Or if you have Wii U, you can find it for that console for a much more agreeable price than the GC one.
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(8:23:54 PM) YsFanatic18: She was feedigng horses
(8:23:58 PM) MXC0Spike: Barn sex
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