Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Mon Feb 20 2017 7:59pm
by Chaos Wizard
*Signs an executive order for a Titty Appreciation Day*

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Mon Feb 20 2017 8:17pm
by MXC
Fine.

Image

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Feb 21 2017 1:30am
by Chaos Wizard
...

I concur.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Feb 21 2017 8:02am
by Corsair
Totally unrelated note -

I haven't been in many fights. I f*cking -loathe- the idea of hurting people, physically. I feel like I should stress that I've been in like 4 fights my whole life - one of those was the result of my own foul mouth but not one of those has been in the last decade.

But sometimes I don't think it's all that bad to get your ass beat, or do some ass beating every now and again. If you're flatly disrespectful enough to someone in the flesh, they're going to eventually toss some fists your way and I find it difficult to have a whole lot of sympathy for folks who end up on the receiving end of an ass beating after they've been mouthing off.

I don't f*ck on your front lawn expecting to leave unscathed.












Also, titties.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Feb 21 2017 8:30am
by ZethaPonderer
Cool story Corsair. Also, I'm a Great Tit.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Feb 21 2017 8:33am
by Omega Entity
ZethaPonderer wrote:I'm a Great Tit.


Image

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Feb 21 2017 9:06am
by Stordarth
Image

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Feb 21 2017 10:40pm
by Xiados
I remember years ago in the chat, I said I would run for president. I should be eligible for the next election!

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Wed Feb 22 2017 1:42am
by ZethaPonderer
There is only one reason I can conjure up for this new bored topic. To appreciate this game.

Image

Now prepare to be fascinated by these bouncing tits.

Image

Clearly nothing wrong here now that I'm a Great Tit.

Edit: I edit some of my word choices since I realized they're somewhat inappropriate and people might get the wrong idea.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Wed Feb 22 2017 5:10am
by Chaos Wizard
*Grabs the whole chat by the pussy*

Who wants a cigar ride, Clinton style?

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Wed Feb 22 2017 6:31am
by Rune
You promise cigars, but deliver only Virginia slims.



Unrelated, but why are all my cigarettes slimy and sticky?

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Wed Feb 22 2017 6:37am
by ZethaPonderer
Jokes on you Chaos Wizard. I'm a bird so I ain't got this thing you call a 'pussy'.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Wed Feb 22 2017 6:50am
by Rune
No... Jokes on you. CW loves the butthole-pussy.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Wed Feb 22 2017 7:07am
by Omega Entity
Rune wrote:No... Jokes on you. CW loves the butthole-pussy cloaca.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Wed Feb 22 2017 7:24am
by Rune
I believe I used the scientific name, but yes, it is also known as a cloaca.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Wed Feb 22 2017 8:14am
by Chaos Wizard
Virginia Slims?

Shit, I just came back from vacation, so I need to conserve money. I'm using straight up Rez Smokes, Seneca.

#birdasspussy4lyfe

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Wed Feb 22 2017 8:57am
by ZethaPonderer
Shouldn't that hashtag be posted on Twitter? Whatever, that's what you all think, but I got tricks up my wings. Remember me a bird? :D

*flies away*

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Wed Feb 22 2017 4:58pm
by Cyric
*smh*

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Thu Feb 23 2017 4:12am
by Rune
So much hazelfavoredjizz?

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Thu Feb 23 2017 10:44am
by Chaos Wizard
That's when you know you drink too much creamer.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Feb 24 2017 3:25am
by Rune
Niantic played the gen 2 release pretty well. You could catch most anything for a week, but now all the good nests are gone. People got hooked again and now are stuck playing for months to complete their pokedex. I would be more annoyed if it wasn't that the weather just went back to being awful, so I'm not going outside.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Feb 24 2017 11:41am
by Chaos Wizard
So some of you might know that I recently got f*cked by yet another bank that caused me to send off my wife and kids to New Mexico, and since I couldn't get a transfer I'm crashing downstairs at my mother in law's house.

Well me and the wife have been working tons of overtime and paying off bills and debts to basically get everything balanced and put down a payment for a house by the summer. (Hopefully)
We were doing really good too, and I just got told my mother in law and her boyfriend just pretty much sold this house.

Once again... I'm f*cked. I've pretty much got a few weeks to find a place to live, which means the money I've been saving is now gone and going to be going to rent on an apartment.

I don't exactly know what the f*ck I'm supposed to do at this point. Every time I start getting ahead and things are going well, something fucks me brutal like.

I can A). Get an apartment and defeat the entire purpose of working this overtime and slow the process of getting my family back in the foreseeable future or B). Find another job that isn't my Federal Career position with pretty solid pay, awesome benefits for my entire family and not one but two retirements, which will doubtlessly backfire fantastically and leave me in yet another debacle that will inevitably see me leaving my family with whatever I can possibly give them and I'll more than likely f*cking kill myself because I will literally never f*cking win. What the f*ck is the point? I even get f*cked repeatedly by my own family. It's f*cking amazing.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Feb 24 2017 2:03pm
by Stordarth
That sucks man.

But what are your mother-in-law and her boyfriend doing? Are they downsizing? Moving into a flat? Have they straight up told you you can't stick with them wherever they go?

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Feb 24 2017 2:14pm
by MXC
At the very least, you could try and not spend a bit by renting with roommates to reduce the cost. You have my sympathies, this is a kick in the balls. I'd definitely stick with the job though. Solid jobs can be hard to come by and you never know what might happen (like being forced to find a new place.) Of course, I say that without knowing the full situation, so take it with a grain of salt.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Feb 24 2017 10:38pm
by Chaos Wizard
Those two f*cking assholes are getting a one bedroom apartment when this new person takes over payments on the house.

Here's the thing. To move everything and get an apartment plus all the downpayments and what have you I end up spending more money than it would take to take over the mortgage myself, and the entire reason my family isn't here is because my mother in law doesn't want her own grandkids living here.

Amazing as how my mother is really happy about having all of her family there, save me which she is fairly upset about, but hey I can't f*cking do anything about that.

I can currently afford to pay two months mortgage right now on this house, and can in fact pay for this house, and had she sold this house to me and my wife a year ago she would be more financially secure herself, and I would have totally not had any of the problems I've had what so ever in the last year.

The bank and the apartment thing was over a check that I would have never had to cash, and that they bounced over an amount that was more than the difference between my rent at the time and the mortgage of this house. Not to mention I wouldn't have totally depleted all of my funds f*cking moving with zero notice because this bitch can't find a boyfriend who doesn't f*cking control her entire life because she apparently has no will power or self confidence.

Again, I'm making even more money now, and can actually afford to pay this house. Did I get asked about this house so I can move my f*cking family back here and live a normal life? No, I'm getting f*cked again, which is going to prolong this situation. I didn't even get a "Hey Phill you should probably save a little something up in case we find a buyer for this house, because we are looking into selling."

No I got a "Hey Phill we sold the house and you probably have about two weeks to find somewhere to live."

After a little time to digest my current state of absolute fuckage, which I should have known was coming given the fact that I'm currently doing really well for myself and my family is well taken care of despite being spread out in different states, I am going to need at least a two bedroom apartment because if I don't I'm going to have to continue to pay for my storage unit that's about 250 dollars a month.
If I get a one bed or a studio and continue to pay for my storage unit I'm still almost paying the total amount for the mortgage on this house that I could have again, f*cking taken over.

I would like to know how the f*ck everyone else survives and how I constantly find myself with a metaphorical huge f*cking dick in my ass.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Feb 24 2017 11:14pm
by ZethaPonderer
Umm... yikes. Looks like you're not in a really good mood at all there Chaos Wizard. If it makes you feel better then please listen to my story.

Sure your life seems worse but it seems to me like you still have your sanity under control from all the terrible things that are happening around you. I on the other am being considered mentally unstable to some extent. I don't talk like other people in real life. I have trouble socializing with others. I feel like the more I live in this world, the more I'm slowly losing my touch in reality and my sanity. You may be getting wrecked in the anal there metaphorically speaking, but it could be worse than a nonstop psychological testicular torture I experience on a daily basis. Curse these mind games that mess with my psyche. I just want peace inside my mind and soul.

I have a question there Chaos Wizard. Do you at least feel peace inside yourself from all the struggle?

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Feb 24 2017 11:26pm
by Omega Entity
I hope your mother-in-law and her boyfriend get hit by a bus.

Just sayin'.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Feb 25 2017 12:30am
by Stordarth
What a f*cking cow she is.

Any chance you can gazump the current buyer?

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Feb 25 2017 12:41am
by MXC
Careful Stor, your British is showing.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Feb 25 2017 3:43am
by Rune
Yeah, that's some bullshit. The only bright side I can see is that this distances yourself and your family from your mother in law. Unfortunately, it's hard to severe those ties, but this should help.


Unrelated. But f*ck Richard Spencer for trying to claim Depeche Mode for his racist and bigoted fuckery. This may not be a surprise, but the band immediately said they have nothing to do with the alt right and do not support them. Spencer getting punched in the face definitely matches one of those times someone deserves a f*cking beat down.




But not all things in life are bad.

Seriously, why do I need three spiritual stones to pick up the master sword. What, any guy with three pieces of jewelry is the hero of time? I mean come on!

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Feb 25 2017 6:53am
by TheUnknownMarine
Chaos Wizard wrote:So some of you might know that I recently got f*cked by yet another bank that caused me to send off my wife and kids to New Mexico, and since I couldn't get a transfer I'm crashing downstairs at my mother in law's house.

Well me and the wife have been working tons of overtime and paying off bills and debts to basically get everything balanced and put down a payment for a house by the summer. (Hopefully)
We were doing really good too, and I just got told my mother in law and her boyfriend just pretty much sold this house.

Once again... I'm f*cked. I've pretty much got a few weeks to find a place to live, which means the money I've been saving is now gone and going to be going to rent on an apartment.

I don't exactly know what the f*ck I'm supposed to do at this point. Every time I start getting ahead and things are going well, something fucks me brutal like.

I can A). Get an apartment and defeat the entire purpose of working this overtime and slow the process of getting my family back in the foreseeable future or B). Find another job that isn't my Federal Career position with pretty solid pay, awesome benefits for my entire family and not one but two retirements, which will doubtlessly backfire fantastically and leave me in yet another debacle that will inevitably see me leaving my family with whatever I can possibly give them and I'll more than likely f*cking kill myself because I will literally never f*cking win. What the f*ck is the point? I even get f*cked repeatedly by my own family. It's f*cking amazing.

Do you have any friends in the area? About where are you living these days? How long do you have to work before you're good to go on that house down payment? As a side note, I believe it might be illegal to give you two weeks notice, you have the right to 30 days notice I believe.

Have you met with the new buyer? It might be possible to work out a temporary renter's agreement with him if he isn't a complete hellslave.


Other note: I find it extremely ironic that the preceding statements from Spencer before getting punched were, "No, I'm not a Neo-Nazi. What? No, I'm not a member of the KKK. Those people hate me, to be honest. Oh my pin? It's a-PUNCH."

Out of context it looks a little like the dude got punched because he said he wasn't part of the KKK or a Nazi. Couldn't Antifa have at least waited until he said something like "Hail Trump" before laying into him? I mean come on man, it's bad for the cameras.

Other other note: Is it even possible to find a place where I can just ignore the shitstorm that U.S. politics have become? It seems every social group and hobby I'm part of just keeps going back to the eternal war between right and left.

Sometimes I feel like I'm in some deranged version of Star Control 2 where the Alt-Right and SJWs are the Ur-Quan Kzer-Za and Kohr-Ah engaged in some pointless and destructive war that just won't stop dragging in and destroying everyone else around them.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Feb 25 2017 11:50am
by Cyric
Phill - That both sucks and blows. Hopefully, you are able to resolve it soon and that life gets tired of stretching your sphincter. If not, demand the reacharound you rightly deserve.

Unrelated - China beckons.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Feb 25 2017 12:11pm
by Chaos Wizard
Zetha: Sounds like you are in the right place. A lot of these guys who you see actively posting are tremendously introversive and you would likely never guess.

The thing about this place and places like it, and the reason why so many introvert people take to the digital world is it is a place where they can express themselves without feeling like they are being judged, and maybe escape the kind of physical prison they perceive themselves to be in during their everyday life.

I would say keep your mind active and rooted in the issues and happenings of reality and join similar interest groups and possibly take to a philosophical club where you can engage in in-depth, stimulating and challenging discourse and contemplation while being firmly rooted in reality.

I wouldn't say you are mentally unstable, people just don't understand you, and you don't understand yourself because society as it is and the perceptions of what is socially acceptable to be is completely physical and immediacy based. Because of that pressure and perception your mind is looking for a way to escape and therefore your grasp of reality is collapsing in on itself.

Don't look for real life solutions in the immediate future for a problem that can treated with our very own digital age. I would have never known you had a communications issue here for instance, and now that I do I still won't judge you because you are surrounded by like minded individuals E-Kin if you will. ;)

A little about myself if I may.
I have been pretty seriously popular for the greater majority of my life, which doesn't exactly sound like I've had it rough. But, plot twist, for most of my life I have absolutely hated who I am, how I've lived, and like a lot of very visible and eccentric people I am massively insecure.
Loyalty to friends and family has been the only thing that has preserved me at times, and I typically stay away from any kind of substances because I will subconsciously try to destroy myself with them.
Self-destruction has been at times my forte.

I'm in great shape, and I'm not a terrible looking guy, but I'm in shape because I can't stand to let myself go. Not exactly a problem but it is compulsive.

Speaking of compulsivity.

I've been a musician for a long time, and I can play anything that you throw at me. Sounds good right? I can play anything that you throw at me because I'm so anal and compulsive I can't stand to be sub par, to the point where I will literally play the same thing sometimes for hours and not be able to sleep until I've met some kind of satisfactory progress that will doubtlessly be further improved during my next available waking hour, and when I am doing something else, I dwell on it.

These days I'm pretty aware of who and what I am. I also now understand that I blame myself for everything because I don't like not being in control. I, for the most part, have managed to largely overcome self loathing, and for the most part depression. On occasion I have to ignore the little voices that rationalize all of the reasons I should kill myself.
Some days it's ridiculous. There will be days or sometimes a week (It used to be months) where I will have a random thought, like something that I experienced as a child, or a good time with friends and immediately feel compelled to kill myself because those events are gone
That I didn't get to do something, well I should kill myself.
That I am going to have to deal with something. Oh, I've got it. Kill myself.

I dont' think those doldrum days are ever going to truly leave me. But I understand what they are, where they come from, their irrational and fruitless nature and that they will pass.

We've all got issues. Welcome home. :lol:

I used to be a lot worse, sex and drugs, and booze were how I medicated because I was a coward and couldn't deal with reality or stand to look in the mirror and confront myself. I didn't have the courage to accept responsibility, much less actually deal with those problems that haunted me.

I do have the tendancy to rant, and that is my way to vent. A lot of us do it upon occasion, especially because we are a long interconnected and tight knit community and feel comfortable with one another.
I, like the events in my life, blow up pheominally. And I know it even as I do it that it is going a bit too far.

In all actuality I understand I'm going to get through this, and inevitably my issues are finite like everything in this world. I will see it through and I will be stronger for it, in my very own Neitzchean way.

I don't know if I'll ever really have inner peace, but I'm doing a little better every day.

Edit: Another kind of funny thing. I greet everyone warmly who acknowledge me these days, I talk a lot, I'm friendly, I help people, but when I leave work I don't leave home. I don't want to either. Give me a book, or a guitar.

My wife frequently says she thinks it's stupid the way people kiss my ass. She'll mention me on facebook and get a dozen likes just because.
I assure you it doesn't annoy her more than it annoys me.

I don't like to be bothered. Unless I really like someone I don't want to let them have any way of contacting me. (Granted there are few guys here that can contact me day or night 24/7 :lol: )

It's not necessarily better or worse to be one or the other. It's just different. The hand that we were dealt, and what we can do to make the most of it. There are always solutions, and there are always handicaps.
Life is all about learning and overcoming obstacles as gnarly and imposing as they may be.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Feb 25 2017 5:20pm
by Rune
TheUnknownMarine wrote:As a side note, I believe it might be illegal to give you two weeks notice, you have the right to 30 days notice I believe.

...

Out of context it looks a little like the dude got punched because he said he wasn't part of the KKK or a Nazi. Couldn't Antifa have at least waited until he said something like "Hail Trump" before laying into him? I mean come on man, it's bad for the cameras.


Laws like that wouldn't apply to an informal arrangement between family. You'd need to have actually signed a lease for renting.



As for the other thing, not really. Anyone that sees that either already knows what a shit stain Spencer is, or looked him up and found out. If nothing else, they'll think he's getting punched for the Macklemore haircut.

I doubt you'll find anywhere people aren't talking about all of this. Afterall, Spicer just crossed the line he set for democracy to dictatorship: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/white-house-bars-news-organizations_us_58b08a76e4b0a8a9b78213ae

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Feb 25 2017 9:07pm
by ZethaPonderer
Well I did not expect your post to get so deep and philosophical there Chaos Wizard. Didn't expect for you to have a side like that there? Regardless, I'm just glad that my story at least made you feel slightly less crappy there. :)

Even in my own native country I was still considered an outsider where I just didn't fit in nor did I feel like I belong in this world. Made many bullies in my day where they physically, mentally, and psychologically abused me whenever they got the chance. Some of them were mean-spirited enough to call me names that have strong implications of racism towards me e.g. they used to call me 'N****r Englishman' or Black Englishman in their own native language in Urdu which I transliterate as 'Kaalay Angraze'. But, the nice thing I can say is that I at least have a family that wants what is best for me and I fulfill my religious duties to seek spiritual guidance when I get lost in my own thoughts. I just can't help it y'know. Always overthinking, focusing too much on the details and not enough on the big picture, being cynical, critical, rigid, and harsh upon myself. It's official, I've become my own worst enemy and am glad I'm seeking psychiatric therapy to cope with my mental health. It is crippling my ability to even graduate at my college which I have to spent another year and a half to be done with my degree. Can't even begin to imagine how would I fill out my resume and get a job like everybody else? I just hope I don't get locked in a mental institution. :(

I don't play games to have fun with the exception of the Shining series that is (I hope). Any other game? I play as a form of escapism.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sun Feb 26 2017 2:11am
by Rune
The sun came out today. Besides taking a long hike and catching some pokemon, that meant I called in a noise complaint against the frat next to me.

Although there are plenty of issues with the police in the US, at least they shut down frat boy assholes when I ask them to do so.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sun Feb 26 2017 4:16am
by Earl
Chaos Wizard wrote:I would like to know how the f*ck everyone else survives...

Well, I still live with my mom :p
Which is only fair. I think I got my asocial-ness from her. I could certainly afford to live on my own, but I think it would probably be a bad idea to get away from one of the very few people I like. Left to my own devices, I could easily imagine myself quitting socialization altogether.

"That guy? I dunno. He's quiet, keeps to himself, and pays his rent in cash and on time."
SUSPICIOUS.

Also, also, you could be like Richard Christie from the Stern Show and live in your storage unit. I mean, that's inadvisable as shit.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sun Feb 26 2017 5:29am
by Rune
Tell you what, Earl, as someone that socializes with others, how does 10 to 1 sound? For every 10 people I murder, you murder one person.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sun Feb 26 2017 8:41am
by Cyric
Greetings from Shanghai, China!

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sun Feb 26 2017 12:46pm
by Chaos Wizard
Cyric: Business?

Earl: You know Richard Christie is a top notch drummer. He played in Death, Control Denied, Iced Earth, and these days Charred Walls of the Damned. My Aunt Leigh Ann actually interned for Howard Stern and said he's a really cool dude.

Zetha: Call me Phill, all my friends do.

And you need to embrace the art of "f*ck it." It's okay to think deeply about something, but not at the expense of your own personal well being. Give immediate thought towards immediate things, and everything else itinerate later or discount it as being irrelevant.

My daughter would get all worked up and worried about things that were completely out of her control. Things that could end the world or cause mayhem etc. One day I explained to her that a whale could fart, complete a methane vent to the surface of the ocean and be ignited by a static charge that could literally evaporate the ocean and flash cook 80% of life on earth.
You just can't live life dwelling on trivialities or crippling yourself with thoughts that you can master.

Bullies are shitty people, and they may have done a number on you, but you can still be your own master. You can get better and stronger all the time and be satisfied with yourself and your own goodness and qualities they will likely always lack.
Absolutely embrace your spirituality. Let that light fill you with strength and pride, and be your invigorating armor. Flesh is a finite thing, the spirit is eternal. Material things, and worldly worries are so small in comparison to that refraction of infinity that dwells within you. Focus on that, and be rightly guided.

(Yeah, most people don't see that coming. Philosophy, psychology and dick and fart jokes go hand and hand, I think.)

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sun Feb 26 2017 6:56pm
by Alpha
Cyric wrote:Greetings from Shanghai, China!

Hope the trip is a good one!

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Mon Feb 27 2017 5:07am
by Chaos Wizard
Man, I'm still spending a lot of time with that newly repaired guitar. Axecallibur is like a go to guitar for pumpy riffs, but probably doesn't articulate complexity because the tone is super thick, and full bodied. The high frequency, or brighter tones don't pop out as easily. So fast tech shit probably not. Single notes on a higher frequency sound great.

For instance I could totally play some full bodied jazz tones for sure. In heavy stuff, sliding notes sound great. Taps can sound good. Riffs sound huge.

This is a guitar you stack to bring the meat to the riff.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Mon Feb 27 2017 5:44am
by ZethaPonderer
@Chaos Wizard:

While I do appreciate your kindness to call you by your real name, I'll be ok with your username as it sounds much cooler if you ask me :p. Plus, I sense a tint of Christian faith in your statement when discussing that whole flesh being finite and spirit being eternal. Believe me man, I've tried all my life to perfect the art of 'F*** it' and tried to develop a tough skin to shrug all the pain but, no matter how hard I try I always fall in the same overthinking, critical, emotionally over-sensitive trap that gets to me. Not so sure if I agree with Nietzsche's Ubermensch philosophy or even with this statement: "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger" at this day and age because judging by this statement didn't our ancestors from the BC era and the Dark Ages already accomplished this? Because if you ask me, humanity does seem to be getting much weaker in comparison to our ancestors despite their short-lived lifespan. I mean look at the Spartan Army and Joan of Arc... now that's what I call an Ubermensch and an Uberwomensch. However, when these ancient people are being compared to the Prophets of the Abrahamic God, it would not even be a comparison since they had quite an unshakable sense of spirit and had the miraculous powers of the Abrahamic God on their side making them stand out on a whole new level despite looking like average human beings in nature. :excited:

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Mon Feb 27 2017 12:12pm
by Chaos Wizard
It is a pretty awesome name. *nods*
I've been using the Chaos Wizard handle for 16 years on SFC. It came from an enemy in SFII originally... I think. (They are only in two battles) It's been a while.

There was also the whole Guitar Wizard thing, which was a nickname. Actually it was Mr. Wizard (not the PBS show) give to me by some Homie-ish friends.

As far as Der Ubermensch. I greatly admire certain individuals throughout history, as it seems you do too. A few of my favorite people are Julius Caesar, Hannibal of Carthage, Themistocles, George Washington, Theodore Roosevelt... and Arnold Schwarzenegger. :lol:
I'd say all of them used their minds and bodies, were driven to overcome sometimes insurmountable opposition to their goals and they achieved many of those things, and marked the passing of time simply by existing.

Julius Caesar is likely my favorite person. He held himself to an extreme standard. He never let himself go, he always made sure he looked striking and imposing.
When he would find complacency for a time someone would challenge or threaten him, and he would become more powerful, and more influential, and even in death he overcame his assassins.


Image

Where as I'm not a terrible looking fella, and I keep myself in shape, I can't say that I hold myself to the same standard as those people mentioned above.

Maybe Theodore Roosevelt, or Winston Churchill would be a good example. They are men who pushed themselves physically despite, of course, being quite husky; weren't particularly striking but they had what they had and they did their best with the hand they were given.
Adversity, again, many times over stood against them but they overcame those things.

I would also consider them Ubermensch, and in a way that can be attainable to just about anybody... Just try not to get a retina detached in a friendly boxing match... or contract malaria while marching through the Amazon (successfully), and if you get shot you should probably seek immediate medical attention and not self-determine it's not fatal and then continue with an epic speech about being a Bull Moose'.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Feb 28 2017 4:34am
by Rune
These are just a few of my favorites so far.

Image
Image
Image
Image
ImageImage

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Feb 28 2017 5:11am
by Chaos Wizard
Fuckin' Link. What a fudge packer.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Feb 28 2017 10:40pm
by ZethaPonderer
Probably should've named Link differently there to make the dialog even more unintentionally hilarious.

Here's how Link's name can be made funnier IMO according to your pictures Rune,

(Please note: I do not condone sodomy, this is meant to be funny and not taken seriously. If you take it seriously, call your psychiatrist cause you might be mental. And there's no shame in that).

1st picture = F*** Me
2nd picture = I S*** Myself
3rd picture = My Rancid Unwashed A**hole or just My A**hole.
4th picture = Wanna A** F***
5th picture = Got Milk
6th picture = Anal (At least Link's name here fits very well)

But that's just me, anyway I don't know how many character spaces there are in Windwaker but I'm sure some of them can fit.

As for why I'm censoring my swears? It's quite simple. Censoring s*** is f***ing hilarious to me. You know like how they do on TVs and stuff where they add a bleep? Can't get enough of how hilarious that sounds to me XD. Although cursing isn't my style of talking but I watched enough Angry Video Game Nerd to know how to do it. However, I have some standards to abide by and reserve cursing when I'm beyond mad but that only happens once in a blue moon though me doing it is pretty rare even in real life.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Wed Mar 01 2017 2:58am
by Corsair
I now have 6 roomates in a bigass house. Shit's pretty rad.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Wed Mar 01 2017 6:14am
by Rune
So you also changed your name to Anal?

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Wed Mar 01 2017 6:16am
by Corsair
changed it? that's always been my name.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Wed Mar 01 2017 6:33am
by Rune
Well I would say we should wrestle for the name, but I don't know if I would try to win or try to lose.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Wed Mar 01 2017 8:40am
by Bulzome
It seems Uncle Phil and I have something in common... MASHED POTATOES!!! :shock:

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Wed Mar 01 2017 6:56pm
by ZethaPonderer
@Bulzome:

But do those mashed potatoes feel like pillowy mounds?

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Thu Mar 02 2017 12:38am
by Corsair
Rune wrote:Well I would say we should wrestle for the name, but I don't know if I would try to win or try to lose.


nobody loses, but everyone gets a participation trophy.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Thu Mar 02 2017 6:33am
by Rune
Yeah, maybe we all get Tingle statues.

Image

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Mar 03 2017 2:05pm
by Xiados
Had the $ to spare. Picked up a PS4. Not disappointed. Horizon is fun. Good bye sunlight. I'd say hello weight gain, but the reflux / air bubbles stop me from eating much at once anyway. I've lost 20lbs in the last few months due to 3-4 small meals over the day.

First time I've been ~185 since.. early high school or so.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04 2017 7:16am
by Rune
I'm trying to figure out if it's worth slapping my money penis on the table for a nintendo switch.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04 2017 7:54am
by Omega Entity
I preordered mine and am currently playing BotW. It's driving my OCD crazy with all the friggin' cooking ingredients. Plus finding all the nuts (there's apparently 900 in the game in all).

So yes, Rune, you should. If only because you know your nuts, and are always happy to seek them out.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04 2017 8:33am
by Rune
Hmm...

Seriously the only thing stopping me is that I move out of the country for a year starting late summer. How're the region issues for gaming consoles these days?

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04 2017 11:21am
by TheUnknownMarine
I just want it on record that Ruhollah Khomeini was a massive assmonkey, as well as one who has sex with pigs. He is currently in hell, being raped by the devil.

That is all.

For now.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04 2017 2:06pm
by Chaos Wizard
Hasn't homeboy been dead for like 30 years?

Rune: Where you moving?

Lastly, I'm pretty sure I have to buy a switch and go on some freak binge freebasing like it's going out of style so I can just not sleep and still get all my overtime. (Kidding of course)

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04 2017 7:23pm
by ZethaPonderer
@TheUnknownMarine

Which is worse? The Shah of Iran or Ruhollah Khomeini? Saudi Arabia 2.0 or Persia just defending itself from getting nuked by western powers? Even with the nuclear weapons they have it's really not much in comparison to US massive hoarding of theirs.

While we can agree to disagree on the historical and political matters that surround between the West and Middle East I can say one good thing did come out during Khomeini and Khamenei's reign. And that is Female Ninjas. THERE ARE FEMALE KUNOICHIS. In Iran!!!!!

Image

I kid you not. There's even a documentary video all about this. :excited:

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04 2017 8:13pm
by Rune
ZethaPonderer wrote:@TheUnknownMarine

Which is worse? The Shah of Iran or Ruhollah Khomeini?



Neither of them compare with the Iron Sheik.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04 2017 8:18pm
by TheUnknownMarine
Chaos Wizard wrote:Hasn't homeboy been dead for like 30 years?

Yes, but I read that insulting his name is still punishable by death in Iran and that enrages me. So I decided to tempt fate.

Rune wrote:
ZethaPonderer wrote:@TheUnknownMarine

Which is worse? The Shah of Iran or Ruhollah Khomeini?


Neither of them compare with the Iron Sheik.
I understood that reference.


ZethaPonderer wrote:Which is worse? The Shah of Iran or Ruhollah Khomeini? Saudi Arabia 2.0 or Persia just defending itself from getting nuked by western powers? Even with the nuclear weapons they have it's really not much in comparison to US massive hoarding of theirs.
Oh, there's a long list of political figures I hold an abiding hatred for due to their abuses of power. I just felt like throwing that out there on a whim after reading an article, as I said.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04 2017 9:49pm
by Rune
Chaos Wizard wrote:Rune: Where you moving?


Germany. I'm doing another post doc.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04 2017 11:37pm
by Stordarth
If there's a video about ninjas, they're not very good ninjas.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sun Mar 05 2017 12:01am
by Rune
If that's true, then please explain every anime ever.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sun Mar 05 2017 12:50am
by Stordarth
Artist interpretations. *nods*

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sun Mar 05 2017 1:51am
by ZethaPonderer
Although the documentary video exists, it's pretty hard to get a copy off since obviously it's from Iran. At least IMDB has the courtesy to let me know about this after Google searching senselessly. Tbh though, most of these women could potentially be dangerous assassins due to their legit Ninjutsu training they receive, but don't worry. They at least do it to be fit and healthy.

I'm pretty sure there are plenty of ways to be fit and healthy, but this isn't what I would have in mind for them so you gotta admit for a theocratic dictatorship like Iran, these guys are definitely up to something just as much if not more so than America, China, and Russia except it all seems like they're just defending themselves. Kinda boring for being USA's enemies if you ask me. :sleep: But I admire their sense of spirit. :)

Edit: Also, there exists plenty of documentary videos about ninjas in Japan. So even Japan is guilty of exposing the legacy of their own assassins all for the ignorant masses to make their own form of entertainment and speculate about their existence. It's like if America decides to expose the legacy of their own ninja like institutions such as the CIA just for confusing the masses... oh wait. :damnit:

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sun Mar 05 2017 7:48pm
by Omega Entity
Considering ninja were assassins back in feudal times and aren't currently in use nowadays, it's hardly any kind of conspiracy - more like a historical record.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sun Mar 05 2017 9:54pm
by Rune
Omega Entity wrote:aren't currently in use nowadays


Or maybe they just got better at it. For all you know, ninjas are killing people around you left and right.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sun Mar 05 2017 10:56pm
by Omega Entity
Touche.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sun Mar 05 2017 11:09pm
by Rune
Weird. I thought it was spelled with a 'd', not a 't'.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06 2017 1:55am
by Omega Entity
Touche douche. Bases covered.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06 2017 2:01am
by MXC
Douché

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06 2017 2:42pm
by Cyric
I've been back on American soil for almost 36 hours and I'm still jet-lagged.

Phill: Yes, I was in China on Business all of last week. Spent a lot of time crammed into the backseat of the cars being driven to/from our customers manufacturing plants. Their cities are MASSIVE with people, cars, scooters, and bikes everywhere. I kid you not - we were driving on a 3-lane highway and at one point, the cars were 7 across. It's obvious their traffic laws are more like guidelines. Absolutely Insane.

I've got a bunch of pictures that I need to transfer from my phone. I'll have to post some of them later this week.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06 2017 2:45pm
by MXC
When I fly to Ireland later this year, I'm thinking about making a Dramamine milkshake and downing it before I hop on the plane. Not that I get sick, but I think it might help the transition.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06 2017 5:04pm
by Rune
I recommend melatonin.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06 2017 5:35pm
by Cyric
Rune wrote:I recommend melatonin.


I took some before bed on my first night in Shanghai - Definitely helped. I took more on Wednesday night after a couple more flights inside China - That dose didn't help as much as I would have liked. On the plus side, I was able to get into the hotel gym at 4am China time for a healthy workout, so it wasn't all bad.

Booze helped too.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06 2017 7:50pm
by Omega Entity
Something that's supposed to help is getting as much sleep as you can on the way back, then not going to bed back home until you normally would. Too late for that now, of course.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06 2017 9:20pm
by MXC
I'm fortunate in that I'll be arriving in Ireland around 9:00am after a 9 hour flight. The flight time + time change actually shouldn't have any real impact on me. The issue will simply be that flight sleep isn't comfortable.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 07 2017 1:59am
by Chaos Wizard
So I'm in H&R Block and they have a instrumental version of Casta Diva from Bellini's Norma and the Aria is being play by a f*cking jazz style Saxophonist.

I'm personally offended and this is why our society is densly populated with philistines with no appreciation for fine art and in particular, Opera.

I have a recording of Dame Joan that absolutely destroys this piece of shit.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 07 2017 2:58am
by ZethaPonderer
Soo, was this topic supposed to be about getting presidential or something like that? :confused:

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 07 2017 1:31pm
by Cyric
No, This is the BMD.

BMD stands for "Bored Member Discuss" and is renown for being the spammiest of topics here at SFC. BMDs are very fluid and only rarely stay "on-topic" for more than 10 consecutive posts anymore - this was different many years ago.

To get a better sense of what the BMD is (or was) choose a random page in General Chatter and find a BMD. Some are much better than others.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 07 2017 6:38pm
by ZethaPonderer
Well thanks for your input there Cyric. I checked and even wondered why this topic be so random all the time? Now I know, and knowing is half the battle. G.I. Joe.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 07 2017 9:35pm
by Chaos Wizard
Way back when us Mods had to actively root out and serve cease and desist cans of whoop ass for spam... and before that, really. BMD has always been the Sanctuary of Randomness.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 07 2017 9:53pm
by MXC
Now the forums pretty much live on spam alone.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 07 2017 9:55pm
by Cyric
Chaos Wizard wrote:Sanctuary of Randomness


That would be one hell of a name for a Symphonic Power Metal album...

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Wed Mar 08 2017 11:19pm
by Omega Entity
We've had a giant windstorm all day. Power's out at home and where I'm housesitting. At least where I'm at there's a generator I can turn on occasionally.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Thu Mar 09 2017 2:53am
by Corsair
Chaos Wizard wrote:So I'm in H&R Block and they have a instrumental version of Casta Diva from Bellini's Norma and the Aria is being play by a f*cking jazz style Saxophonist.

I'm personally offended and this is why our society is densly populated with philistines with no appreciation for fine art and in particular, Opera.

I have a recording of Dame Joan that absolutely destroys this piece of shit.


Look,

Just because you can't appreciate the intricacies of the Jazz Saxophone doesn't mean that the saxaphonist in question deserves to die. The Saxophone is the modern lyre - timeless, expressive, iconic, curvaceous, and a symbol of sensuality in all its myriad forms.

Let it seduce you.
Image

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Thu Mar 09 2017 3:06am
by Assassins

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Thu Mar 09 2017 4:27am
by Earl
Eh, I don't care for saxophone.
But that might not be the instrument's fault; I just don't generally like the genre of music it's typically used in.

I mean, if I'd only ever heard country music, I might think the guitar was f*cking worthless. Fortunately, we live on the right side of Back to the Future.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Thu Mar 09 2017 4:33am
by Assassins
We have both kinds: country AND western

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Thu Mar 09 2017 4:46am
by ZethaPonderer
This is a reply.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Thu Mar 09 2017 4:55am
by Corsair
This is not a saxophone.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Thu Mar 09 2017 9:50am
by Swalchy
*Sees all the negative comments regarding saxophonists, of which he is one*

f*ck you all.

What's wrong with Jazz? :(

Although I admit it doesn't help that it's more or less the porn-music instrument...

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Thu Mar 09 2017 11:52am
by Chaos Wizard
I'm not saying I'm not down with some John Coltrane but for the most part sax is not my thing.

But removing a soprano with a smooth jazz sax... f*ck that shit. Kill whoever had that idea with fire.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Thu Mar 09 2017 1:16pm
by Cyric

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Thu Mar 09 2017 1:36pm
by ZethaPonderer
I'm indifferent to music in general, but ok then I guess I'll screw myself there Swalchy.

I used to listen to video game soundtracks and had a fascination for Japanese Orchestrated Rock back in my childhood, but nowadays I get so sick listening to music in general especially if its the same thing I've heard over and over that I mute whenever I play any video game.

I guess I prefer Silence in my life instead of Music.

Also Cyric, best reply there. 5 stars. 10/10. 10/10. 100/100. Best Reply. Byotiful.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Thu Mar 09 2017 3:22pm
by MXC
Hey Phill, will you be able to do your Team SitD battles? zexxar has level 4 and then it goes back to you. Or should I offer it to someone else?

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Thu Mar 09 2017 9:33pm
by Chaos Wizard
Unfortunately all I have is this shitty laptop to work with at the moment.

I'm likely buying a new Mac over my weekend (Sunday-Monday), but until then this piece of shit can't handle anything.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Thu Mar 09 2017 10:13pm
by MXC
zexxar was guessing around Saturday to finish his portion. I'll see how things look for you next week. If you're still unable to play, let us know in the topic.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Thu Mar 09 2017 11:21pm
by ZethaPonderer
That laptop better not be a product from HP Chaos Wizard. Go for Lenovo cause HP is the LJN (A crappy video game company) of Personal Computers. Period. I'm using my Lenovo Flex 3 Laptop and not only can I play my old games, but run a video on Youtube and do my homework online. All at the same time. :shock:

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Thu Mar 09 2017 11:27pm
by Omega Entity
I opted for a new MSI gaming laptop. Seriously Phill, you can get so much more for so much less money than an Apple. Besides, we won't like it when you're brainwashed into being a douchey Apple fanboy with a superiority complex.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Thu Mar 09 2017 11:47pm
by Corsair
Business laptops from Lenovo are usually super hardy, particularly some of the slightly older models. Dropped a couple hundred bucks on a t430 and haven't regrets. Maybe the black rectangle look isn't super fancy but I like how unassuming and unpretentious it is.

I used to service laptops, during my previous job. Lenovo laptops are by far the easiest to work with if anything goes wrong, and physically, it's pretty hard to get sturdier shit.

Of course if you just hate windows and don't feel like learn some linix, then Apple's the way to go but I've never been a fan.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Mar 10 2017 1:30am
by MXC
Don't let Swalchy hear all of this Lenovo love. For some reason, he's not a fan. I was the service tech for 450 Lenovo laptops and they are indeed pretty awesome.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Mar 10 2017 4:12pm
by Xiados
Day 15(??) : My eyes hurt as they adjust to the light outside. I've spent over 14 hours each day staring at some type of screen. I haven't played games this fervently in at least six years.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Mar 10 2017 4:42pm
by Swalchy
MXC wrote:Don't let Swalchy hear all of this Lenovo love. For some reason, he's not a fan. I was the service tech for 450 Lenovo laptops and they are indeed pretty awesome.

We have Lenovo Laptops at work. They suck balls.

Hate to say it, our old Dell ones were better D:

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Mar 10 2017 5:48pm
by ZethaPonderer
At least no one in this board is using Hp. Seriously their Computers and Laptops in general blow and their customer support is awful. Sure you may not like Lenovo there Swalchy, but have you ever experienced using any computer from Hp?

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Mar 10 2017 5:51pm
by Swalchy
Yes, our laptops prior to our current Lenovo's were HP. They sucked too.

Plus as a computer technician for the past 10+ years, I've had to fix my fair share of laptops in my time. Found Samsung or Asus laptops as the most reliable, and best performance-per-price ratio.

If S*ny dropped about 10% off all their laptop prices at launch, I'd rate them higher.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Mar 10 2017 5:58pm
by ZethaPonderer
Which is worse in your eyes there Swalchy cause I'm being Mr. Curious who wishes to strangle his imaginary cat. HP or Lenovo?

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Mar 10 2017 7:09pm
by Swalchy
HP is worse than Lenovo.

HP really doesn't make anything worth buying.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Mar 10 2017 7:49pm
by Cyric
HP doesn't make anything worth stealing.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Mar 10 2017 8:00pm
by MXC
HP's peripherals are fine.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Mar 10 2017 8:15pm
by Omega Entity
MXC wrote:HP's peripherals are fine.


This. I've always gotten many years out of their all-in-one printers.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Mar 10 2017 8:45pm
by Swalchy
How often do you use your HP all-in-one? I myself have an HP all-in-one that I think is about 8 years old now, but I hardly use it. There's a reason it still works.

I also have a HP LaserJet 6P which an old computer client gave me - still working 21 years later (bought 1996). But again, hardly use it.

Wouldn't buy anything from HP now though. Maybe I should emphasis that HP don't make anything worth buying now :p

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Mar 10 2017 9:11pm
by Omega Entity
Eh, I use it more for scanning than printing nowadays. But back when I -did- do a lot of printing my last one still lasted a while.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Mar 10 2017 9:21pm
by ZethaPonderer
Honestly the only reason why I'm venting out my frustration for Hp is because my family has an Hp Personal Computer for 4 years. It's too slow, it's too laggy, and makes my personal PC from e-machines filled with viruses run like a masterpiece (which I'm still currently using to type this reply). :angry: I'm surprised that my family PC is still functional when most Hp PCs don't last for that long.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Mar 10 2017 11:47pm
by Swalchy
Heh, very surprised it's still coming on being that old!

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 11 2017 5:45am
by Rune
I don't know, I feel like PCs (regardless of the brand) can last forever. As long as you never move a computer and only use it for basic shit, it will keep on chugging, regardless of the brand.

Sure, at some point it won't run anything at an acceptable speed, but it you never move it an inch you can avoid most hardware faults.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sun Mar 12 2017 1:03am
by thepeaguy
Gonna see Hevy Devy (Devin Townsend) live on my own tomorrow evening. Wooo! :D

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sun Mar 12 2017 4:45am
by Swalchy
Just you and Devin Townsend? That's quite the intimate show :p

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sun Mar 12 2017 6:20am
by Rune
It sounds like someone is gonna get the heavy d.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13 2017 12:49am
by thepeaguy
I did in a platonic, no homo, cross-dressing sense.

My friends aren't into that kind of music, so I went on my own.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13 2017 3:11am
by Corsair
Puts on an incredible show. Seen him live 3 times now. Once opening for Gojira, again, headlining with Animals as Leaders, and most recently at PPUSA performing with Anneke van Giersbergen (Who was there with the members of a few other bands, performing material from The Gentle Storm, Ayreon and The Gathering.)

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13 2017 3:44am
by Swalchy
Only seen DT live once, at Sonisphere UK. He was damn good.

Got his albums Infinity, Ocean Machine, Terria, and Phsycist, with my fave song being Bad Devil.

He's actually going to be playing in Manchester today. Contemplating whether to go or not. Gonna be quite tired after my night shift for the rest of the day D:

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13 2017 7:26pm
by ZethaPonderer
What is music? :p

Thanks to Justin Beiber, Rebecca Black, every single rapper that ever lived, and generic pop (aka crap pop) I don't even appreciate the existence of music anymore and would wish total absolute silence in my life. :lol:

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13 2017 7:43pm
by MXC

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13 2017 11:24pm
by Omega Entity
I see your EXO and raise you World Order.








Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13 2017 11:36pm
by MXC
Needs more pzazz!

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14 2017 1:02am
by Chaos Wizard
I'm currently listening to Otto Klemperer conducting Tchaikovsky No. 5 which of course is a far cry from anything mentioned above, but none the less Devin Townsend is in fairly frequent rotation.

Wrote him off for years because I don't particularly care for Strapping Young Lad or his vocal work with Steve Vai. I'd heard a song or two here and there that I'd like. I liked what I had heard from Infinity and I liked Ziltoid, but it wasn't until Skulls N Bones here introduced me to Numbered! from Addicted that I really got into him.

Addicted is probably still my favorite album he's done, but I've amassed at least most of his discography at this point. Swalchy, you should definitely get your hands on at the very least Ziltoid, Addicted, Deconstruction and Epicloud. They're pretty fantastic.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14 2017 6:28am
by ZethaPonderer
Funny story. I actually thought you guys posted your replies filled with nothing especially Cyric and MXC until I loaded the page filled with unsafe scripts from Google to access them. So basically, I liked those 'seem to be empty' replies for all the wrong reasons XD. Sorry about that. Should I remove my like or do you guys not care either way? :p

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14 2017 5:08pm
by Swalchy
Is it me, or do Asian pop-groups have *far* too many members?

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14 2017 5:09pm
by MXC
Not all of them do but honestly, it's a nice change of pace seeing 20 people running around doing shit.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14 2017 5:31pm
by Swalchy
Well it does take quite a bit of effort and courage to prance around like a group of idiots, so I'll give them that.

The, erm, 'music', sucks though :(

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14 2017 5:49pm
by MXC
*Does Gangnam Style around Swalchy* :music: Ehhhhh, sexy lady! :music:

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14 2017 6:54pm
by ZethaPonderer
Oh c'mon MXC you forgot the best part about that Youtube Poop of a Korean song.

*I'm an owl. Silence you narwhal. I don't know. I don't know.*

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14 2017 7:21pm
by MXC
The amount of money he made makes me sad.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14 2017 7:37pm
by Chaos Wizard
Like you didn't do the little horse-riding dance thingy. (I did :shifty: It was funny)

In other news, I'm currently up to Henry Tudor in England's Succession of Kings from William The Conquerer in 1066.

Whereas I knew a bunch of the less than savory details and tons and tons and tons of plotting and betrayal etc... I didn't realize that it was QUITE that skullduggerous. I mean... Wow. There were MAYBE three Kings that weren't heavily opposed, at war with a pretender/challenger, were murdered, or deposed, and even then how they got to the throne or the situation they were in prior to inevitably being crowned is likely dark and full of tribulation.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14 2017 7:54pm
by MXC
You bet your ass I did :D

I always enjoy when people talk about wanting to live in Medieval times like it was some walk in the park. I'd love to be able to observe it but actually living then sounds like a nightmare.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14 2017 8:14pm
by Omega Entity
Swalchy wrote:Is it me, or do Asian pop-groups have *far* too many members?

Eh, the ones I posted really have only 5-7 members. I think they added a couple.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14 2017 8:24pm
by Chaos Wizard
Yeah man, having my body covered in boils, starving even when I have shitty food, living in a thralldom and brutalized on the regular when their lordships want more shit. Yeah, no thank you. 100 year wars, crusades... I'm good. I might think it'd be cool to live in some other time periods but when even a King can shit themselves to death, that doesn't sound like a good time.

OE: 5-7 too many, amirite? :biggrin:

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14 2017 9:20pm
by Omega Entity
Hey, I like that group :(

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14 2017 9:33pm
by Chaos Wizard
:evilgrin:

I typically favor trios and quartets with few exceptions.

Image

Let's be honest, Maiden is basically like two power trios in one awesome package.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14 2017 11:23pm
by Swalchy
The main difference is that Iron Maiden play and write their own damn songs - how many of that 12-member-korean-boyband actually wrote or played on any of their albums?

Iron Maiden have 16 studio albums, containing a total of 152 songs. They've got more than that in B-sides and Bonus discs, but I think I've made my point :p

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Wed Mar 15 2017 3:50am
by ZethaPonderer
C'mon Swalchy you gotta admit. Psy makes great Youtube poops with his Korean songs.

His Oppa Gundam Style could be interpreted in the most awkward ways imaginable e.g. 'Grope a Bottom Style' or 'Broken Condom Style'. XD

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Wed Mar 15 2017 11:04pm
by Swalchy
I don't mind Psy at all - he however knows his dance moves are funny, and specifically makes them so. Plus, he does actually write his song lyrics and has a hand in the music itself :)

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Thu Mar 16 2017 4:36pm
by Assassins
Didn't slipknot have like 11 members?

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Thu Mar 16 2017 8:39pm
by Chaos Wizard
11 members too many, amirite? :biggrin:

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Mar 17 2017 12:57am
by Assassins
Well I mean they got the one guy that stands on the speakers and head bangs. Pretty sure he is integral

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Mar 17 2017 1:20am
by MXC
I prefer Stone Sour myself but they're a bit "mainstream". There are a handful Slipknot tracks that I like though.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Mar 17 2017 2:42am
by Swalchy
Stone Sour > Slipknot.

House of gold and bones parts 1 and 2? C'mon. Corey Taylor is one hell of a song-writer!

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Mar 17 2017 12:18pm
by Cyric
Day 1 - 15 out of 16. Not too shabby...

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Mar 17 2017 6:39pm
by ZethaPonderer
Let's talk about penis shapes because I'm that bored out of my mind. XD

Is a scimitar shaped penis normal? (Aka curvy) What? Did I kill the cat too soon? Cause if I did... blame my alter ego Mr. Curious who says this "...Sweet". He hates cats and would not hesitate to kill every single one of them.

Edited: Whoops. Made a rookie mistake there when doing online postings. Forgot to put my j/k there soo just kidding. Sorry about that there Stordarth and MXC.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Mar 17 2017 7:04pm
by Stordarth
:eyebrow:

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Mar 17 2017 7:09pm
by MXC
Image

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Fri Mar 17 2017 10:08pm
by Chaos Wizard
Nah, my junk hooks right a little, and I've seen plenty of porn. I dare say it's decently common, and chicks don't typically care. However there was a dude in highschool who earned himself the nickname Captain Hook, but I guess his was pretty serious and not that impressive in size.

Cat murdering though... I don't know. They are generally pretty cool, but some of them... Me and a buddy discussed a type of rabbit field dressing without a knife I found in a US Air Force Survival Manual.
Apparently he is not fond of the neighborhood cats who apparently love his yard to be vocal and fornicate.

I think they just want to piss him off cause he's kind of a dick.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 18 2017 1:29am
by Alpha
There was a guy at my high school nicknamed "Right Angle". Never knew why. Maybe now I do.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 18 2017 2:44am
by Rune
Mine has more of a lightning bolt thing going on.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 18 2017 2:59am
by Chaos Wizard
It's like God had a Picasso moment.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 18 2017 3:07am
by ZethaPonderer
So curved ones are normal in comparison to a straight looking one? What's the science behind curved and straight penises and what's the point? Why not have the same shape? Wonder if there's science books about study of penis shapes?

It's not porn-talk if its for science there CW. :p

Also j/k about the cat thing. I do like cats in general, but my alter ego doesn't. Plus, I'm really hammering hard on the figure of speech "Curiosity kills the cat". Mr. Curious says, "So my curiosity has powers to kill cats without even lifting a finger? Sweet."

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 18 2017 3:15am
by Rune
Yes, given that some doctors specialize in the cock, there are quite a few scientific journal articles about dick curvature.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 18 2017 3:41am
by Alpha
Rune wrote:Mine has more of a lightning bolt thing going on.

Voldemort cast a spell on it, I see.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 18 2017 4:05am
by Rune
More like Zeus gave me a handy.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 18 2017 5:12am
by Alpha
whynotboth.jpg

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 18 2017 5:50am
by Chaos Wizard
That Zeus has quite the grip.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 18 2017 7:17am
by ZethaPonderer
Watched a YTP (Youtube Poop) of Jesse Ventura's Conspiracy Theory show. Funny, nonsensical stuff IMO.

You think you know you think?

THINK AGAIN.

You think you know your drunk?

DRINK AGAIN. (Note: please don't this is a joke)

You think you are online?

LINK AGAIN.

I could go on. Just can't take Jesse Ventura seriously XD. He's too much LOL as a conspiracy theorist IMO.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 18 2017 7:39am
by Omega Entity
BLR of anything remotely political is generally pretty good:




Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 18 2017 7:56am
by ZethaPonderer
Never heard of BLR, but looking at your suggested BLR vids, they're good. I chuckled here and there, but I just find the editing and sentence-mixing of YTPs so out of nowhere hilarious.

Editing videos to make people say some of the most awkward things imaginable is quite funny to me.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 18 2017 8:01am
by Chaos Wizard
I was going to post a misheard lyrics K-Pop edition, and then I realized they were musically superior to US Pop and became sad.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 18 2017 8:04am
by ZethaPonderer
That's not true at all CW. What about Psy? :p

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 18 2017 8:15am
by Alpha
So I made a good goal in Rocket League
Image

higher quality: https://gfycat.com/ScrawnyIdenticalAnti ... enparakeet

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 18 2017 8:30am
by Omega Entity
Elder Scrolls YTP is great.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 18 2017 8:38am
by Chaos Wizard
I wish Bethesda would just stop working on games that don't matter and give me war against the Dominion.

I want to slaughter me some Mer.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 18 2017 2:30pm
by Assassins
100 elf nazi scalps

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 18 2017 7:37pm
by ZethaPonderer
To be fair here I never heard of Jesse Ventura at all, but after watching his conspiracy theory show from TruTV he looks like a cool man in his 60s. Just recently watched Season 2 Episode 8 (911) and Episode 2 (Area 51).

It's actually pretty good. I must brutally admit people making YTPs out of him has too much LOLfactor written all over it. Shame the show got cancelled to soon though.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sat Mar 18 2017 11:29pm
by Rune
For any whiskey lovers out there...

Don't bother with the Bulleit 10 year. I got it yesterday on sale (damn right, on saint patrick's day I bought american bourbon). It's smooth, but has no flavor. Bulleit may be a great bargain whiskey, but they fail at the high quality stuff.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sun Mar 19 2017 3:11am
by MXC
I've tried a few things from Bulleit but I'm not much of a fan overall. They did buy a boiler off of one of my sales guys though, so that's cool.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sun Mar 19 2017 3:37am
by Rune
A few years back it became pretty popular in Portland. The hipsters loved it because it was a reasonable price and was a new name.

I think it's a little better than jim beam, but it's also a little more expensive.

It's way better than jack daniels, but what isn't?

I kinda of feel it falls into that ikea category of things.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sun Mar 19 2017 10:03am
by Chaos Wizard
I think Jack Daniels is carried by the 'it'll put hair on your balls' tough guy image because it's something like drinking a tar fire.

Jim Beam is ight, but I think just about any Bourbon is ight. It's like Rum. It's cheap ass shit that people have been drinking so long they forget it became popular because it was cheap and got you drunk, not because it's particularly good.

I thought Bulleit was kinda shitty if I remember correctly, but if I'm not mistaken I only had a small bottle or maybe a few shooters. A few friends thought it was decent though.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sun Mar 19 2017 6:46pm
by ZethaPonderer
What are alcoholic beverages mostly made out of? Rotten fruit juice? That's pretty disgusting, but then again so are pickles which are made from rotten cucumbers although those are brined which makes them delicious.

Here's something that might make you despise alcoholic beverages. Keyword being 'might'.

Drinking alcoholic beverages is like f***ing with your dead nanny. Try getting that image off your heads. :shock:

Why did I post this again? :confused: Oh yeah, my alter ego Mr. Curious wishes to start a nuclear annihilation of committing mass genocide upon cats. Think of the mice and rats alter ego, soon they'll take over the world if you murder all the cats and every single species will cease to exist.

I'm just glad I'm getting psychiatric therapy XD. Have a looooonnnnnngggg way to go.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sun Mar 19 2017 6:51pm
by Rune
I'll nominate that for worst post of the thread.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sun Mar 19 2017 7:15pm
by Assassins
Zetha might be the only one competing

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sun Mar 19 2017 8:30pm
by ZethaPonderer
Yeah, sorry about that post. I was off my meds lately. At least I'm getting serotonin levels in my brain which I lack horribly. Feeling loopy now, got to go, take my meds, and get my sanity under control. :fear:

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sun Mar 19 2017 9:05pm
by Chaos Wizard
We actually consume a lot of fermented foods, from grain to dairy. *nods*

Had a Guinness the other day, and eat cheese yesterday.

Don't think too deeply on these things.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Sun Mar 19 2017 11:42pm
by Assassins
Salami

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Mon Mar 20 2017 1:15am
by Rune
It sounds like you two think about Swalch's mom a lot. They call her the deli special and she comes with a side of coleslaw, sauerkraut, and kimchi.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Mon Mar 20 2017 3:35am
by ZethaPonderer
Ok, I have my sanity back under control... for now. And c'mon Rune that's just rude in comparison to my post which was pure insanity. I'm not sure what you mean by Swalchy's mom, but I'm gonna go on the defense and say she's still beautiful. Maybe not on the outside anymore, but who knows? Maybe she's beautiful on the inside?

I'm sure she's a nice old lady. It's just that getting old sucks. Robs you of your beauty y'know? Sometimes being beautiful on the inside makes a big difference for your life. :)

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Mon Mar 20 2017 5:33am
by Chaos Wizard
Oh she's definitely beautiful on the inside... :shifty:


:evilgrin:

(Sorry Swalch ;) )

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Mon Mar 20 2017 5:25pm
by ZethaPonderer
Is it just me or does the term "Assassin" sounds strangely perverted instead of what most people commonly use nowadays "Hitman"? XD

To me it just sounds like Assassins won't only buttf**k you once, they'll buttf**k you twice just for a good measure. Hence, Ass-Ass-in. Yeah ik reading too much into this, but it wouldn't surprise me if a porno exists where people pervert the Assassin terminology on a whole new level. (Please don't mention it)

I'm sorry if I ruined Assassins for you. That's not what I originally had in mind. Just wanted to point out how silly it sounds that's all.

Personally, I prefer its archaic terminology "Hashashin" or its Japanese equivalent "Shinobi". Both sound cooler and less funny IMO. Ninja is alright, but its a bastardized terminology of Shinobi which already sounds menacing to me.

Chaos Wizard wrote:Don't think too deeply on these things.


*Sigh* IK. Brb and gotta take my meds. I'll reconsider your advice through PM and see how it works for me there. Still trying to know myself better, but you know what a wise man once said, "Your 'Self' is your own worst enemy". Story of my life :( Baby steps Zetha, baby steps.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Mon Mar 20 2017 5:39pm
by Assassins
O.o

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Mon Mar 20 2017 10:17pm
by Alpha
You might want to reel it in a little bit there, Zetha.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 21 2017 12:43am
by Chaos Wizard
The Ass references definitely weren't lost on me. I used to just call him Ass myself, but I didn't want to come off as being dicked out since he's my buddy but I'm pretty sure everyone here knows my sense of humor (or rather my penchant for childish lulz).

But indeed, I think more so than any therapist or meds or anything the most effective therapy is understanding your strengths and your weakness, and where those weaknesses come from. Events in your life, in your case you've mentioned bullying, feeling the outsider and so forth and so on.
The realization that you are very insecure as a result of that, and perhaps react in eccentricities as a result of social interaction because of that unease, and a bit of inexperience.

One very important thing to take into consideration and accept is that all of those events, and those thoughts and emotions are past tense my nizzle. They only matter in the sense that they are experiences that have continued to influence the person who you are today for better or for worse. However, you need to isolate those negatives, diminish them, and visualize who and what you want to be, and start moving in that direction.

Easier said than done.

When I joined SFC more than half my life ago I was getting high daily, had two different stints of heavy narcotic abuse, and at least a two or three years long alcohol abuse binge, and much later than that I couldn't control my penis and that at times those things bled into my interactions here. I would regularly get into fights, and obviously I was completely self destructive. I was also a pretty serious asshole to most of the people that I encountered in my day to day life. I'm not so much that person anymore.

However, I've always loved reading, games, history... Just learning in general. I've always embraced charity, felt passionate about social and eco related issues. I've retained those things, and better myself little by little.
I'm not where I want to be, but I'll get there. Watch.


Again, embrace the mantra of 'give no fucks' when it comes to other people. You are you, and they don't matter. Focus on you.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 21 2017 1:35am
by Stordarth
Ass, Ass, baby.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 21 2017 1:42am
by Corsair
Buleitt is like

If you have 25 bucks and want something that's whisky and won't straight up kill you, it's not a terrible choice. Like right smack dab in the middle of the road.

I've discovered that I like middling gin, but I also eat pine trees on the regular.

Something something something wood

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 21 2017 2:28am
by Earl
But indeed, I think more so than any therapist or meds or anything the most effective therapy is understanding your strengths and your weakness, and where those weaknesses come from.

The Art of War, as applied to mental health :lol:

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 21 2017 3:05am
by Corsair
re: fermented food

Kimchi yo. I eat tons of the stuff. It makes your gas something horrendous until your guts get used to it.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 21 2017 3:46am
by Chaos Wizard
Earl: No doubt, Sun Tzu should be applied to everything. I try to keep my Nietzsche and Heidegger on the DL.

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 21 2017 3:51am
by ZethaPonderer
Surströmming and Hákarl anyone? Rotten fish and sharks for everybody. Also, thanks for your post and words of encouragement there CW. I don't know where you'll go, but the least I can do to express my gratitude throughout these trying times is that you helped out a guy with what's left of his psyche through your words of wisdom to fight his inner demons (or evil jinns either one means the same thing really in the long run). :thumbsup:

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 21 2017 3:57am
by Chaos Wizard
The Djinn make promises, you just have to say no. ;)

And a fundamental of theoretical/quantum physics. Information is never truly gone. It just becomes something else. Perhaps you just need to find where the rest of your psyche has gone, and put it to good use?

Re: Bored Members Get Presidential

PostPosted: Tue Mar 21 2017 2:15pm
by Swalchy
Post 200 :)