General Chatter: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017
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RuneShining Legend
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Re: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017
That reminds me of a hoarders episode where this couple had a bucket of previously-owned vibrators.Rune wrote:Junk sales are a part of american history.
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RuneShining Legend
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A couple owning a bucket of previously owned vibrators is romantic. One person owning a bucket of previously owned vibrators is creepy.
I am tired of the discrimination.
I am tired of the discrimination.
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Re: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017
Look lady, not everyone wails away at their junk with the things with the same mindless enthusiasm of a noob mashing away on a fighting game. Some people use them gently.Daria wrote:Gently used and dildo should not occur in the same conversation. Ugh.Corsair wrote:So I purchased a 'gently used' 3d printer and it works like it's supposed to. This should be pretty rad.
in-home cock printing. The future is now.
This is why hipsters can get vintage dildos.
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Re: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017
The Retrovibe 9000, comprised of classic dildo and vibe designs with modern butterfly clitticklers and butt stem technology.
Now in Available in paisley!!
ONLY at Corsair's A.I. DONG EMPORIUM!!! <--- 10% discount if you come in reeking of vape juice and talk about something you were into way before it was cool.
Earl kinda beat me to it, but I was planning on commenting something to the effect of trying to snap them shits in half with kegal skills.
Now in Available in paisley!!
ONLY at Corsair's A.I. DONG EMPORIUM!!! <--- 10% discount if you come in reeking of vape juice and talk about something you were into way before it was cool.
Earl kinda beat me to it, but I was planning on commenting something to the effect of trying to snap them shits in half with kegal skills.
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DariaShining Legend
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Re: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017
A vibrator's just not dead until it's burst into flames.
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Isn't a vibrator without batteries just a dildo
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Re: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017
I suppose if your shake your hand really fast and went "bzzzzz" those abstract shaped guys would still constitute a vibrator, right?
I know... It's just not the same.
I know... It's just not the same.
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Good tips
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Re: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017
Caught a Wooper today. Alpha would be proud.
(8:23:45 PM) ehow1990: stupid question: why do you have hay there?
(8:23:54 PM) YsFanatic18: She was feedigng horses
(8:23:58 PM) MXC0Spike: Barn sex
(8:24:07 PM) ahath714: She stuffs.
(8:24:39 PM) ehow1990: ask a stupid question and everybody has an answer XD
Any game I'm in should be considered a dating game.
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(8:23:54 PM) YsFanatic18: She was feedigng horses
(8:23:58 PM) MXC0Spike: Barn sex
(8:24:07 PM) ahath714: She stuffs.
(8:24:39 PM) ehow1990: ask a stupid question and everybody has an answer XD
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Re: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017
Any dildo that's worth anything has been -at least- gently used.Daria wrote:Gently used and dildo should not occur in the same conversation. Ugh.Corsair wrote:So I purchased a 'gently used' 3d printer and it works like it's supposed to. This should be pretty rad.
in-home cock printing. The future is now.
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EarlShining Legend
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It's the most sensitive part.Rune wrote:Just the tip.
Also also, the worth anything / gently used line reminds me of Japanese used panty vending machines.
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Chaos WizardContemno Repletus
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A wooper, and a 6'5" McYukon. This totally fits into the dildo/vibe convo.Omega Entity wrote:Caught a Wooper today. Alpha would be proud.
Alpha is bound to be swinging some shit the size of my forearm.
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Arc_the_LadRestless Dreams
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Re: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017
The great minds in my building decided that this long weekend is a good time to do work on the power and shut it of for a few hours.
I mean, it's not like people might be inside today trying to relax.
I mean, it's not like people might be inside today trying to relax.
Its being invaded by the Otherworld.
A world of nightmarish delusions come to life.
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A world of nightmarish delusions come to life.
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Re: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017
Well... yeah only really sick fucks want the heavily abused panties.Earl wrote:It's the most sensitive part.Rune wrote:Just the tip.
Also also, the worth anything / gently used line reminds me of Japanese used panty vending machines.
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