General Chatter: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017

[Rune]

Junk sales are a part of american history.

[Daria]

Junk sales are a part of american history.

That reminds me of a hoarders episode where this couple had a bucket of previously-owned vibrators.

[Rune]

A couple owning a bucket of previously owned vibrators is romantic. One person owning a bucket of previously owned vibrators is creepy.

I am tired of the discrimination.

[Earl]

So I purchased a 'gently used' 3d printer and it works like it's supposed to. This should be pretty rad.

in-home cock printing. The future is now.

Gently used and dildo should not occur in the same conversation. Ugh.

Look lady, not everyone wails away at their junk with the things with the same mindless enthusiasm of a noob mashing away on a fighting game. Some people use them gently.

This is why hipsters can get vintage dildos.

[Chaos Wizard]

The Retrovibe 9000, comprised of classic dildo and vibe designs with modern butterfly clitticklers and butt stem technology.

Now in Available in paisley!!

ONLY at Corsair's A.I. DONG EMPORIUM!!! <--- 10% discount if you come in reeking of vape juice and talk about something you were into way before it was cool.

Earl kinda beat me to it, but I was planning on commenting something to the effect of trying to snap them shits in half with kegal skills.

[Daria]

A vibrator's just not dead until it's burst into flames.

[Rune]

Just like men's underwear and socks.

[Assassins]

Isn't a vibrator without batteries just a dildo

[Rune]

Depends on the shape.

[Chaos Wizard]

I suppose if your shake your hand really fast and went "bzzzzz" those abstract shaped guys would still constitute a vibrator, right?

I know... It's just not the same.

[Assassins]

Good tips

[Rune]

Just the tip.

[Omega Entity]

Caught a Wooper today. Alpha would be proud.

[Corsair]

So I purchased a 'gently used' 3d printer and it works like it's supposed to. This should be pretty rad.

in-home cock printing. The future is now.

Gently used and dildo should not occur in the same conversation. Ugh.

Any dildo that's worth anything has been -at least- gently used.

[Earl]

Just the tip.

It's the most sensitive part.

Also also, the worth anything / gently used line reminds me of Japanese used panty vending machines.

[Chaos Wizard]

Caught a Wooper today. Alpha would be proud.

A wooper, and a 6'5" McYukon. This totally fits into the dildo/vibe convo.

Alpha is bound to be swinging some shit the size of my forearm.

[Arc_the_Lad]

The great minds in my building decided that this long weekend is a good time to do work on the power and shut it of for a few hours.

I mean, it's not like people might be inside today trying to relax.

[MXC]

They're just trying to help you take a nap.

[Daria]

Just the tip.

It's the most sensitive part.

Also also, the worth anything / gently used line reminds me of Japanese used panty vending machines.

Well... yeah only really sick fucks want the heavily abused panties.

[Rune]

I'm more of a casually worn for 30 days kind of guy.