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Re: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017

Postby Rune » Sat Feb 18 2017 4:20am

Junk sales are a part of american history.
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Re: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017

Postby Daria » Sat Feb 18 2017 4:37am

Rune wrote:Junk sales are a part of american history.


That reminds me of a hoarders episode where this couple had a bucket of previously-owned vibrators.
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Re: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017

Postby Rune » Sat Feb 18 2017 6:35am

A couple owning a bucket of previously owned vibrators is romantic. One person owning a bucket of previously owned vibrators is creepy.

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Re: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017

Postby Earl » Sat Feb 18 2017 7:23am

Daria wrote:
Corsair wrote:So I purchased a 'gently used' 3d printer and it works like it's supposed to. This should be pretty rad.

in-home cock printing. The future is now.


Gently used and dildo should not occur in the same conversation. Ugh.

Look lady, not everyone wails away at their junk with the things with the same mindless enthusiasm of a noob mashing away on a fighting game. Some people use them gently.

This is why hipsters can get vintage dildos.
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Re: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017

Postby Chaos Wizard » Sat Feb 18 2017 9:01am

The Retrovibe 9000, comprised of classic dildo and vibe designs with modern butterfly clitticklers and butt stem technology.

Now in Available in paisley!!

ONLY at Corsair's A.I. DONG EMPORIUM!!! <--- 10% discount if you come in reeking of vape juice and talk about something you were into way before it was cool.

Earl kinda beat me to it, but I was planning on commenting something to the effect of trying to snap them shits in half with kegal skills.
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Re: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017

Postby Daria » Sun Feb 19 2017 7:13am

A vibrator's just not dead until it's burst into flames.
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Re: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017

Postby Rune » Sun Feb 19 2017 7:30am

Just like men's underwear and socks.
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Re: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017

Postby Assassins » Sun Feb 19 2017 7:43am

Isn't a vibrator without batteries just a dildo
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Re: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017

Postby Rune » Sun Feb 19 2017 7:55am

Depends on the shape.
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Re: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017

Postby Chaos Wizard » Sun Feb 19 2017 8:50am

I suppose if your shake your hand really fast and went "bzzzzz" those abstract shaped guys would still constitute a vibrator, right?

I know... It's just not the same.
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Re: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017

Postby Assassins » Sun Feb 19 2017 7:09pm

Good tips
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Re: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017

Postby Rune » Sun Feb 19 2017 9:52pm

Just the tip.
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Re: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017

Postby Omega Entity » Sun Feb 19 2017 11:41pm

Caught a Wooper today. Alpha would be proud.
(8:23:45 PM) ehow1990: stupid question: why do you have hay there?
(8:23:54 PM) YsFanatic18: She was feedigng horses
(8:23:58 PM) MXC0Spike: Barn sex
(8:24:07 PM) ahath714: She stuffs.
(8:24:39 PM) ehow1990: ask a stupid question and everybody has an answer XD
(8:23:45 PM) ehow1990: stupid question: why do you have hay there?
(8:23:54 PM) YsFanatic18: She was feedigng horses
(8:23:58 PM) MXC0Spike: Barn sex
(8:24:07 PM) ahath714: She stuffs.
(8:24:39 PM) ehow1990: ask a stupid question and everybody has an answer XD
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Re: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017

Postby Corsair » Mon Feb 20 2017 1:43am

Daria wrote:
Corsair wrote:So I purchased a 'gently used' 3d printer and it works like it's supposed to. This should be pretty rad.

in-home cock printing. The future is now.


Gently used and dildo should not occur in the same conversation. Ugh.


Any dildo that's worth anything has been -at least- gently used.
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Re: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017

Postby Earl » Mon Feb 20 2017 9:23am

Rune wrote:Just the tip.

It's the most sensitive part.

Also also, the worth anything / gently used line reminds me of Japanese used panty vending machines.
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Re: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017

Postby Chaos Wizard » Mon Feb 20 2017 9:48am

Omega Entity wrote:Caught a Wooper today. Alpha would be proud.


A wooper, and a 6'5" McYukon. This totally fits into the dildo/vibe convo.

Alpha is bound to be swinging some shit the size of my forearm.
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Re: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017

Postby Arc_the_Lad » Mon Feb 20 2017 2:00pm

The great minds in my building decided that this long weekend is a good time to do work on the power and shut it of for a few hours.

I mean, it's not like people might be inside today trying to relax.
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Re: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017

Postby Daria » Mon Feb 20 2017 5:12pm

Earl wrote:
Rune wrote:Just the tip.

It's the most sensitive part.

Also also, the worth anything / gently used line reminds me of Japanese used panty vending machines.


Well... yeah only really sick fucks want the heavily abused panties.
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Re: Bored Members Discuss their hopes for 2017

Postby Rune » Mon Feb 20 2017 5:34pm

I'm more of a casually worn for 30 days kind of guy.
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