My family lives forever. Mostly. So far great grandmother was late 80s, not sure about biological great grandfather, biological grandfather died of cancer in prison i think, one grandmother in her 80s going strong last i saw and the other still young and healthy.
There are scientists out there who say that the first human to live to be 150 years old has already been born. I plan to be that human.
Also im serious i was in the womens' restroom at work washing my hands when this woman shambles in towards a stall, stops and turns, squints while looking at me before asking, "This is the women's room, right?"
I shit you not. My co-worker told me i shouldve gotten a low tone and told her no.
Oh wait i already told this story, i shouldve gone with a different one.