The butt plug was the car accident in my ass.
Hola! Sorry, been super busy as of late with the job. Been doing a lot more marketing as of late since we are behind YOY (64% vs 80%) so I am doing everything I can with my property to make up for it. (At the same time, all the other competitor properties also have lower numbers YOY!) Basically it's a game of Hungry, Hungry Hippos!
As for my birthday, my buddies kidnapped me and brought me to Madison for shenanigans. We went to an arcade place where you can play for free from 10 AM - midnight for only $15. They had a whole room dedicated to pinball machines, a DDR pad, TMNT, Tekken, MK, Killer Instinct, and the list goes on. Afterwards, cigars and drinks!